Comments on: How to Polish a Turd

By: andrew

andrew — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:44:59 +0000

I wanna see pics of one of these,”Polished Turds”..I just don’t believe this…

By: Poofy

Poofy — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:17:11 +0000

I wonder the same about the tumbler. But not that it would disintegrate your turd, but rather you would find a hardened trail has outlined the walls, or it would splatter. But I guess it works

By: andrew

andrew — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:56:40 +0000

I don’t understand how you could tumble a turd without it crmbling to pieces,unless it was already fossilized??.Doesn’t make sense,i have tumbled many things before and a turd wouldn’t stand up,i can see other ways as mentioned above,”Varnishing”,but tumbling doesn’t seem as 2 werk..Please xplain more!!!

By: lea

lea — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 07:06:03 +0000

can I send you guys some turds in the mail and you could polish them for me?

By: potty

potty — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:03:09 +0000

I would suggest the drying technique would indeed work well, but for polishing I would suggest yacht varnish, with gentle sanding between coats. I doubt a dry turd would stand up to any aggressive treatment.

By: potty

potty — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:55:52 +0000

I don’t believe it – surely the turd would disintegrate to dust if tumbled or rotated with stones?

By: I am me

I am me — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:41:03 +0000

do u have to have my name – I did look it up, moulding your turd into a shiny sphere would be a cool fireplace mantel.

By: do u have to have my name

do u have to have my name — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:24:07 +0000

dorodango is a good meathod look it up it accually works.

By: Sophie Penbrook

Sophie Penbrook — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:53:42 +0000

Wow i never thought of this. Turds and rocks will be barely distinguishable from each other. What a great work of the colon to be placed on your fireplace mantel piece.